Okay – it’s cold. Everyone is talking about it, this “Polar Vortex” sweeping the nation. While the current temperate Weather Channel app screenshots are getting a little annoying, the situation does lend itself to some more entertaining points.
You might live in the Midwest this week if …
1.) Exposed skin is more of a survival issue than a modesty issue.
2.) If you wear a hat to work, you must continue to wear one at work.
3.) This is a legitimate concern:
4.) In addition to #3, you put more miles on your snowboots each year than on your running shoes. Or maybe that is just me . . .
5.) You plan to leave work in pairs so that if you car doesn’t start, you have an alternative ride home.
What are some of the more humorous reasons that remind you that you live in the Midwest this week?
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